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Costello buys a computer.
The Original
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?', might have turned out something like this...
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store, can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. That is why I am calling.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why, will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No, on the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows or Mac.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! I told you my name is Lou. OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word for Office.
COSTELLO: The word for office is office?!
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows, Mac.
COSTELLO: My name is Lou. Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'W' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? Do you have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes, at no extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? They own it!
A few days later
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store, can I help you?
COSTELLO: I bought a new computer from you. How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click "Start".
COSTELLO: I should click "Start" to stop?
ABBOTT: Yes, to stop you click "Start".
COSTELLO: This computer is making me sick. There has got to be a better way. What else do you suggest?
ABBOTT: Well, how about "Mint".
COSTELLO: "Mint" will make me feel better?!
ABBOTT: If you don't like "Mint" then you can just take a "tablet".
COSTELLO: A tablet of what?
ABBOTT: Mac - Windows - Android.
COSTELLO: I told you my name is Lou!
Monday, January 6, 2014
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