My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.
The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.
It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.
Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment....for enjoying sex.
As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way...
Be who you are and say what you feel...
because those that matter...
don't mind...
and those that mind...don't matter!
