Check Twitter - #Goreonadate
- "Baby, if you want to see how big my hanging chad is, let's go to my place & do a recount."
- I want to get into your lockbox!
- The key to your lockbox is in my pants.
- Did you know I invented the internet?
- I invented sex, too.
- Sex is a series of tubes
- When a "night out" consists of watching "An Inconvenient Truth" for the 537th time, it is time to separate.
- What really Tips your gears?
- Just checking your emissions.
- "Do you know how much that dress is contributing to global warming? Cuz you're makin me hot!"
- You can put your carbon footprints right here, Baby.
